Do you know how to... Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? No? Good! ...

Do you know how to... Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? No? Good! ...

drowning lawyer... Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? Take your foot off his head. ...

How can you tell... How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving....

make a blonde's eyes sparkle... How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? Shine a torch into her ear... ...

party pooper... Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party? Becase he was a party pooper....

Would you punish me... Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do? Teacher: no, of course not. Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework. ...

Man & Superman... What is defference between man and Superman? Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser. ...

Two muffins are in the oven... Two muffins are in the oven. One says to the other "God it's hot in here" The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin" ...

pink and fluffy... Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Pink fluff holding it's breath ...

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