touch the floor... Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor....

'Please, Miss!' 'Please, Miss!' said a little girl at kindergarten. 'We're going to play elephants and circuses, do you want to join in ?' 'I'd love to,' said the t...

How does a witch doctor... How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? 'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'...

out to play ! Teacher: I'd like you to be very quiet today, girls. I've got a dreadful headache. Mary: Please, Miss ! why don't you do what mum does when she has...

'Watch out for worms won't you !' Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, 'Watch out for worms won't you !' The first one r...

The lice girls. What do you call a top pop group made up of nits ? The lice girls....

certainly gruesome. First witch: My, hasn't your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome....

couldn't stir without her. What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her....

bloodhound ! What kind of dog does a vampire prefer ? Any kind of bloodhound !...

like a bone ! How do you catch a runaway dog ? Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone !...

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