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problem with her printer...
A woman DNS User called the help desk with a problem with her printer. DNS Help Desk: Are you running it under Windows? DNS User: "No, my desk is n...

"P"...on your keyboard, Ramu...
DNS Help Desk: "Okay Ramu, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now ...

circle around it?
DNS Help Desk: How may I help you? DNS User: I'm writing my first e-mail. DNS Help Desk: OK, and what seems to be the problem? DNS User: Well, I h...

it disappears.
DNS User: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. ...

sorry...Internet Explorer.
DNS Help Desk: What anti-virus program do you use? DNS User: Netscape. DNS Help Desk: That's not an anti-virus program. DNS User: Oh, sorry...Inte...

Five stars.
DNS User: I can't get on the Internet. DNS Help Desk: Are you sure you used the right password? DNS User: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. ...

in capital letters?
DNS Help Desk: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. DNS User: Is that 7 in capital lett...

Ah...that one does work...
DNS User: My keyboard is not working anymore. DNS Help Desk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? DNS User: No. I can't get behind the comp...

A teddy bear ...
DNS Help Desk: What's on your monitor now, ma'am? Female DNS User: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the mall. ...

Aaaah....................thank you.
DNS User: I have problems printing in red... DNS Help Desk: Do you have a color printer? DNS User: Aaaah....................thank you. ...

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