Caught Speeding Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woma...

Mountain of Wishes Three men visit the mountain of wishes where, if you jump off and say your wish you'll get it. So the first guy jumps and says I wanna be famous,...

Have a first child A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor ...

A Quickie Please A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to h...

The Head There once was a boy called Matty who didnt have a body, he only had a head. Then it came to his 18th birthday, so his dad who felt sorry for him...

The facts of your daily routine Some members of a health club were having their first meeting. The director of the group said, "Now, I'd like each of you to give the facts of your d...

Finish the start My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolat...

Upset is unhealthy The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regu...

Crazy people A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to ...

If I Were a Millionaire “Take a pencil and paper,” the teacher said, “and write an essay with the title ‘If I Were a Millionaire’” Everyone but Philip, who leaned back wit...

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