grasshopper... A grasshopper walks into a bar. The barman says, “We’ve got a drink named after you.” The grasshopper says, “You’ve got a drink named Kevin?”...

grasshopper... A grasshopper walks into a bar. The barman says, “We’ve got a drink named after you.” The grasshopper says, “You’ve got a drink named Kevin?”...

some kind of joke? An Irishman, a Italian and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”...

quickest way... A dude walks into a bar in Detroit, in Michigan, and asks the barkeep, “What’s the fastest way to get to Dearborn?” “Are you walking or driving?” ask...

take your clothes off... Liquor is like love. The first kiss is magic. The second is great. The third is usual. After that you just take your clothes off....

The question. Booze is the answer, but now I can’t remember the question....

“Water.” A goldfish flops into a pub and looks at the barkeep. The bartender asks, “What can I get you?” The goldfish says, “Water.”...

One less drunk! What’s the difference between and Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk!...

What does he look like? A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Has my brother been in here?” The bartender says, “I don’t know. What does he look like?”...

A man goes into a bar... A man goes into a bar where a cat is sitting in a chair playing poker. He asks, “Is that cat really playing poker?” And the bartender says, “Yeah, bu...

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