Did you ever notice... Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window?...

'Broker' Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?...

Why do people... Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom?...

kissing? Is French kissing in France just called kissing? ...

'use by' Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?...

I am an alcoholic'? Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'? ...

want sex? You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither....

I think animal testing... I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers....

If we aren't supposed to eat... If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat? ...

'No, Six should be enough.' I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.'...

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