Lawyer & Lion A lawyer and his brother were hunting. A mountain lion jumped out in front of them and started snarling. The brother said "What should we do?" The ...

Four Lawyers The judge faced the defendant and said, "This is not an ordinary case and it must be argued very carefully, so I'm going to let you have four lawyer...

A pickpocket in court A pickpocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said, "Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100." The lawyer stood up and said...

A witness to an automobile accident A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness: The lawyer: “Did you actu...

Get Proof A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn't want to pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof?" asked ...

My Last Will... The lawyer was reading out the Will of Sam Rosenblatt, a rich man, to those people mentioned in the Will: "To my loving wife Rose, who stood by me...

A woman was being questioned in a court trial A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them,” ins...

A lawyer and a blonde A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play ...

A lawyer's wife dies A lawyer's wife dies. At the cemetery, people are appalled to see that the tombstone reads, “Here lies Phyllis, wife of Murray, L.L.D., Wills, Divorc...

The lawyer's heart A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital emergency room. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant r...

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