Define Marriage? Q: How do most men define marriage? A: A very expensive way to getting their laundry done free. ...

Cyanide A lady went to a pharmacy, walked right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.” The pha...

The English girl A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The w...

Dirty Words A young couple got married and went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, ...

I was a fool After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love an...

Expiry Date Wife : Honey...... What are You Looking for? Husband : Nothing. Wife :Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...?? Husban...

Peace & War First Soldier: "What made U go into the army?" Second Soldier: "I had no wife and I loved war. What about you?" First Soldier: "Well, I had a wife ...

Six again A man was sitting on the edge of the bed observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far ...

Who says men don't remember anniversaries!! woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She fi...

Fried Eggs! A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more b...

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