World Peace A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The am...

Pulled Over A police pulled a man over and said "sir did you know that you are going 20 miles over the speed limit?" and the man answers, "No officer i did not."...

My Father man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he had any experience The man said,...

Move The Cat On a sunny Sunday afternoon, two young church members were going door to door to invite people to visit their services. When they knocked on one door...

Look In The Trunk A cop pulls a man over on the road. He comes up to the side of the car and asks the man to roll down the window. The man inside says,"Why did you pul...

Final Request A woman in Brooklyn decided to prepare her Will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be c...

Looking Natural It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of her son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. "Let's try to make this look natur...

Tie My Shoe While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was approached by a little girl about six years old. Looking up and down at my uni...

He Packed His Own Lunch There were three construction workers and each of them always ate the same thing for lunch. 1st worker : "I'm tired of sandwiches it's always san...

Dying Man A priest was preparing a man for his long journey into the night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little yo...

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