Made Where? Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 a.m. While his coffee pot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved wit...

Costly Lie.. A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old f...

Locked Out Two Washington politicians had locked themselves out of their car, and unfortunately some important papers they needed for a meeting were inside. "Le...

Purchasing new brains A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant cente...

THE PREZ AND THE POPE President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an administration foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope to hell. The Pope ...

10 dollar bill, a Bible, and a bottle of whiskey An older couple had a son, who was still living at home. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future ca...

TWO CANDIDATES Two candidates for political office inadvertently scheduled simultaneous campaign rallys in the same park of a small New England town. After a length...

Great Loss George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings. T...

The smartest politician A Senator, a clergyman, and a Boy Scout were passengers in a small plane that developed engine trouble. The pilot announced, "We'll have to bail out....

You’ve Got Mail! Cindy McCain was in her front yard watering her roses when John McCain came out of the house and rushed straight to the mailbox, opened it, looked in...

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