Dead Bird Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking along the beach. Suddenly, Justin says, "Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie." Britney looks u...

Superman don't need Airplane Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his seat belt. "Superman don't need no seat belt...

Is God Michael Jackson? A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little b...

End the world God finally had enough and decided to end the world. However He wanted to warn the people. He decided to call the three most influentialpeople of ...

Good news and bad news The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiously awaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from his wife's bedroom. "Kid's......there's go...

What do you believe? Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Bill Gates all die in a plane crash. They are standing before God, seated on his throne. God asks Al: "What do you belie...

Unlocking the car Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their ...

Michael Jackson What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is made of plastic and is a potential risk to children. The other carries gro...

A Deadly Sneeze? Adolf Hitler was conducting a General Staff meeting, when somebody sneezed. "Who was that!?" shouted Hitler, whirling around from a wall map of Euro...

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