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Feeling
Santa: "When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job." Banta: "Did you?" Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling pass...

I Know Everyone
Santa was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his...

Santa Again..
Ram,Shyam and Santa Singh died. When they went up to the clouds,Ram and Shyam were asked to go to Heaven and Santa to hell. Santa also wanted to...

Banta in Paris
Banta Singh was a business graduate, and had been out of school for several years. He had established a furniture store and was doing quite well....

Santa’s closet!
Santa came home earlier than usual, when his wife, Jeeto’s lover was still in the apartment. She hid her lover in a closet, and served dinner. As...

Santa's Adopted Son
Santa : We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child. Banta : Is it! Why? Santa : We have a...

Bus Tickets
Santa Singh bought two tickets to Connaught Place from Tilak Nagar in a DTC bus in Delhi. The conductor was a bit surprised as he could not see anyon...

Santa and Banta boasting of their parents achievements to each other
Santa : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?' Banta : 'Yes, I have' Santa : 'Well, my father dug it.' Banta : 'That's nothing, have you ever...

Santa Banta find a bomb
Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station. "What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks ...

Santa and Banta at a bar sipping black label.
Banta singh noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner. As he was getting up to talk to her. Bartender : "Hey don't worry about her, ...

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