Ness Two men are occupying booths in a public restroom, when one calls to the other, "There is no toilet paper over here, do you have any over there?" ...

Lesson For An Autopsy Class A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. “Yo...

Baseball Game An institution for the mentally ill arranged for its inmates to attend a baseball game. The director spent days training the patients to obey his com...

Hot Coffee A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "L...

The Lord turns the light on An 80 year old man went for his annual check up and the doctor said, "Friend, for your age you're in the best shape I've seen." The old feller replie...

Chicken's what ? A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read, 'Unique Breakfast' so he walked in and sat down. The waitress brought him his coffee a...

Warm, Soft, & Gooey A man went into a grocery store, got 3 cans of dog food, and walked up to the checkout counter. The cashier asks the man, "Sir, do you own a dog?" ...

Tasters Choice A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out a circumc...

Scared Alligator One day, Gramma sent her grandson Peter down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big ...

Perfumes An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expen...

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