Yo Mama is so ugly... When she walks into the bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras. ...

Happy Meals. - Yo mama is so grouchy, the McDonalds where she works quit serving Happy Meals. ...

getting it three times. - Yo mama is so easy that when she heard Santa Claus say "Ho Ho Ho", she thought she was getting it three times. ...

job application. Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application. ...

"he deserves this." Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror she says "he deserves this."...

her birthday. Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday....

60 minutes Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. ...

to make-up her mind. Yo mama's so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind....

pay attention. Yo momma's so poor she cant even pay attention....

99 cent store! Yo mama's so poor all she has is a coupon for the 99 cent store! ...

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