shorthand! Yo daddy so fat, waitresses take her order in shorthand! ...

found guilty! Yo daddy so bad, when he was called for jury duty he was found guilty! ...

everybody! Yo daddy so fat when he goes to the movie theatre he sits next to everybody! ...

"O.K." Yo daddy so dumb, when he read on his job application to not write below the dotted line he put "O.K."...

echo! Yo daddy so fat his belly button's got an echo!...

it wouldn't come back! Yo daddy so ugly he threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back! ...

both sides of the family! Yo daddy so fat he's on both sides of the family! ...

phonebook! Yo daddy so fat he's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook! ...

make two trips! Yo daddy so fat when he travels he gotta make two trips! ...

"break it up!" Yo daddy so fat he sat on the corner and the police came by & said "break it up!" ...

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