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After shopping for most...
After shopping for most of the day,a couple returns to find their car has been stolen.They go to the police station to make a full report.Then,a dete...
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to jump on a trampoline...
Q: What's the difference between a laywer and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline....
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"Mucho gracias, senor"
A British colonel was walking down the street in London when he saw a guy with no arms and no legs sitting in the gutter playing a mouth organ. A sig...
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ring the bell...
A man was passing a country estate and saw a sign on the gate. It read: "Please ring bell for the caretaker." He rang the bell and an old man appeare...
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"There's hundreds of them!"
An Essex girl was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang. It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her, "Treacle, I just heard on the news that...
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At the bottom...
Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed? Pupil: At the bottom....
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"Aye, you be the seventh today"
An English tourist is on holiday in a Cornish village when he spots what is obviously the village idiot sitting next to the horse trough. In his hand...
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'Shame, it's his birthday'
A man goes into a fish n chip shop with a salmon under his arm. He asks 'Do you sell fish cakes here?' 'No' was the reply. 'Shame, it's his birthda...
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I knew this eccentric Frenchman...
I knew this eccentric Frenchman who raises carp in the south of France. When the carp are full grown, he catches them, skins them, and makes men's wa...
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'Great, I'll have a pint then.'
A policeman walked over to a parked car and asked the driver if the car was licensed. 'Of course it is,' replied the driver. 'Great, I'll have a pin...
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