A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. ~Sir Winston Churchill
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Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. ~Rita Mae Brown
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A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now. ~Author Unknown
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When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. ~Author Unknown
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The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house. ~Woody Allen
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There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. ~Jerry Seinfeld
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Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. ~P.D. East
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Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter. ~Author Unknown
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I plan on living forever. So far, so good. ~Author Unknown
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He who believes that the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs. ~Torvald Gahlin
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