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Love beginz wid a smyleee
Growz wid a kisss
&
Endz wiz a tear drop
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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No…
1.—–I dont have brain…
2.—–I dont have sence…
3.—–I am stupid….
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I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
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Someday u may lose your hair, u may lose ur teeth, ur money and even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks coz u cannot loose what you don’t have…
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Have you ever seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? NO? ok then search ur purse? Didn’t see? Check ur bag. I think u found it… SEE YOUR ID CARD…HAHAHAHAHAH..
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Hey tell me very frankly..
do I look stupid?
Dumb?
A Duffer?
Nuts like an alien?
Please tell me
Coz now someone told me that I look like you…
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I wrote your name on the sand and it got washed away,
I wrote your name in the air and it got blown away.
I wrote ur name on my heart and I got a HEART ATTACK!!!
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Today I saw ur duplicate.
I said HELLO but he hidn’t give answer…
I felt very bad..
Then he finished his Banana & jumped on another tree…..
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A small poem especially for you:
Roses are red,
Tulips are blue.
When God was giving brains,
Where the hell were you…
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One of the qualities I like most about you is that you are very sentimental. 1% Senti and 99% MENTAL!
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