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One out of four people is a chinese.
If your father, your mother and your brother
are not Chinese, it must be you.
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Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
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aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki
chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya
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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
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A General asks a young lady officer,
how she felt in Services?
Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir
& the whole night in No Sir, No Sir!
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I really deeply wish that
u r here with me in my room,
on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
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What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
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This is your mobile operator we can see
that you are too dump to use your mobile
please put it on the floor and start jumping on it.
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Que. What advice does the doctor give to sick prostitutes? Ans. Stay out of BED...
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Lady: I'm warning u, my hubby is coming back in half an hour.
Man: But I'm not doing anything.
Lady: That's why I'm warning u. Hurry up.
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